Wednesday, October 25, 2023

Lean Cuisine Protein Kick Supreme Pizza

First Impressions: How am I going to eat this? That's right, after I put this bad boy in the microwave at the office, I realized that I didn't have silverware or any way to cut it.

Taste: This is a perfectly fine pizza. It tastes better than, say, a Totinos, and there are plenty of toppings - a surprising amount of pepperoni and sausage and lots o' veggies. The outer crust has a decent crisp to it. If you're watching your calories and craving pizza, this will satisfy your craving.

Cooking: Turn the box into a little platform, place your pizza on the silver square, and cook 2:15.

Filling Level: 4.5? Decently filling, and satisfying!

Nutrition: 350 calories, 8g fat, 17g protein, 590 mg

Wednesday, May 17, 2023

05/17/2023: Impossible Bowls Spicy Enchilada Bowl

First Impressions: This smells pretty good.

Taste: It tastes good.

This is my first experience with Impossible Chicken (big fan of the Impossible Burger) and it is just fine. Texture is great and so is the flavor of this dish. It could use a few more vegetables, perhaps - there are just a few green and red peppers and maybe some onions throughout. Some tortilla strips do add a little bit of that enchilada flavor, although the texture is odd - who wants soggy tortilla chips?

As a Spice Girl, I wouldn't categorize this as spicy but it does have a nice little bit of heat. Overall it is very flavorful, and I do really like it and would eat it again but holy cannoli I just found out it has 1360 mg of sodium and that is just insane.

Cooking: 1-inch slit, cook 3 minutes, stir, cook 1 minute.

Filling Level: I'd give it a solid 4, maybe even 4.5.

Nutrition: 340 calories, 12g fat, 11g protein, 1360 mg sodium JESUS CHRIST